Are You Moist Enough?

Cause I rock no matter what wtf.

Vaseline's new range of lotion is freaking cool, it's my office moisturizer now, the little yellow bottle is sitting next to me as I type this. The yellow one is Soya & Oat extracts, and smells totally lick-able hee.

The event's going to happen on the coming Saturday, Oct 2nd at LUNA BAR people! Friggin Luna Bar! Damn high class okay.

Are you coming! !stare

That means you !stare